Travelin' can be a wacky world of trials and tribulations, love and hate, laughs and anger, Starbucks chai (yummy) and United airplane food that makes you want to gag. This trip was a particularly long, yet entertaining journey. After 10 hours of waiting for a delayed flight from Denver to Chicago (due to bad weather), I managed to MISS the damn flight (where I was supposed to catch a connecting flight to Europe). I hate traveling. As I was waiting in line to speak with an airline representative, not only did a young lady fill my ears with shameful stories of being fired from her job, but a "window of opportunity" arose and my flight to Chicago left without me. I hate traveling. Oh well, another night to drive my parents crazy and a flight upgrade (economy plus) that left the next day, I wasn't complaining...but my thesis was! I love traveling. PHOTO: According to Ryanair.com, this is the new airport security procedure.
A LAYOVER IN CHICAGO! I was on lap number five of my pre-transatlantic flight workout (fast walking up and down the terminal with many people staring at me) when I saw a familiar face. It was LANCE (see photo...this photo was NOT taken in the Chicago airport)!!! After a big hug and a happy reunion with my dear friend from Colorado, we quickly jetted to the nearest bar for a quick cocktail catch-up. I love traveling. Wearing a big smile, I boarded my flight to London. I sat next to the only Texan who is not only head-over Hillary Clinton, but a delegate for Hillary Clinton. We talked politics, befriended our gay flight attendant who sprinkled us with the gift of free wine and many laughs. I love traveling. Finally, the sandman sprinkled his sleep dust and I watched the back of my eyelids for 2 hours.NO LUGGAGE/NO KEYS! At last, I was served up some decent food on my Scandinavian Airlines flight to Oslo (or maybe I was just famished from the jet-lag stupor). I love traveling. After a quick stop at duty-free for cheap win
e (because that is just what you do if you live in Oslo)...I grabbed a luggage cart...I watched everyone around me pick up their luggage...NO LUGGAGE! Go figure. I hate traveling. Reported my missing luggage and jumped on the flytoget train and realized...NO HOUSE KEYS (I had put them in my backpack that was securely packed in my checked luggage)! The rain was falling. Suddenly, I went into prayer mode (and I'm not even religious), hoping/begging that one of my roommates was at home. After 53 hours of my original flight departure, I arrived home and my Norwegian roommate opened the door for me. Welcome to Oslo! PHOTO: An SAS meal posted on airlinemeals.net.
e (because that is just what you do if you live in Oslo)...I grabbed a luggage cart...I watched everyone around me pick up their luggage...NO LUGGAGE! Go figure. I hate traveling. Reported my missing luggage and jumped on the flytoget train and realized...NO HOUSE KEYS (I had put them in my backpack that was securely packed in my checked luggage)! The rain was falling. Suddenly, I went into prayer mode (and I'm not even religious), hoping/begging that one of my roommates was at home. After 53 hours of my original flight departure, I arrived home and my Norwegian roommate opened the door for me. Welcome to Oslo! PHOTO: An SAS meal posted on airlinemeals.net.Editors note: Despite my love/hate portrayal of travel...I must admit I have an unconditional love for travelin'! Stories like this serve to reiterate my love for the unpredictable, taxing and otherwise wild world of travelin'.






























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